Malwear Musings is my t-shirt/merchandise shop, hosted by RedBubble. I was hoping to sell enough t-shirts to recover the cost of hosting my blog, but at an average of just over one t-shirt a year at the moment, this obviously isn’t happening.

I don’t like adverts on web pages, so I’ve been paying WordPress.com for the last seven and a half years to keep my blog advert free. It’s obviously been running at a loss, but I’ve maintained it regardless, despite not getting a lot of time to work on it (now that I’m working full-time again), in the hope that people will find it useful.

RedBubble are currently having a store-wide sale with 20%-60% off, until 01st June 2021 (see clickable image below), so I’m hoping that whether or not you find my blog posts useful, you’ll find my t-shirts amusing/entertaining and decide to buy some.

I’ve just added five new designs, which I’d been meaning to do for some time (see the ‘procrastination’ t-shirt!), and this sale seemed like a good time to finally get them out. I have some more designs that I want to add, but I also need to work on other stuff this weekend (like making some shortbread)!

You can find my RedBubble shop at https://malwearmusings.redbubble.com/ (that misspelling is a deliberate pun, albeit possibly a confusing one) and I hope you like my t-shirt designs — right now though, it’s shortbread time.

Classics

• Some Assembly Required
• Don’t Follow Me, I’m Going Phishing
• My Favourite Strings

Cyber Security

• Does this t-shirt/hoodie make my data look big? (new)
• My parents went on the Internet and all I got was some lousy malware
• DNT: 1
• Do Not Track

Geeky/Techo

• /me reminisces
• Does this t-shirt/hoodie make my data look big? (new)
• 417 Expectation Failed
• My parents went on the Internet and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Beekeeping

• I’d quit smoking, but it calms my bees (new)
• Beekeepers are smokin’ (new)

Music

• My parents went to coda and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Musicians do it in bars (new)

Unicycling

• Do not overtake flailing vehicle
• mount /dev/sad/admin /mnt/unicycle

General

• Chronocidal Maniac
• Five tips to avoid procrastination (new)
• COVID-19: Social distancing — If you can read this, you’re too close